Harry and Izmir's Excellent Blogventure

Egypt totally rocks!!! Tune in to Harry and Izmir's Excellent Blogventure and get disoriented in Cairo, the capital of disorientalism.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Hmmm... Maybe I should have taken to monkey with me on my trip down south. Izmir really hates to travel, though. He has gotten cranky recently. I think he knows that he is getting old. He has these crazy nightmares wherein a hooded lemur, representing the eerie spectre of lesser-primate mortality, beckons him with his opposable thumb. When Izmir approaches, the Lemur pelts him with poo. This is the poo of death.

Seasonal Defective Disorder

Goddamn... Dr. Harry just got back from Luxor. He locked up the computer while he was away, so I haven't been able to post. Or look at monkey porn. Also, I ran out of booze a week or two ago. It has been a difficult time. Now he is here, so these important activities are once again possible. If I wasn't so depressed, I might even be bit enthusiastic.